Penile Mutilation
this is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your p-n-s. thus destroying your p-n-s entirely and making you a chick. ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chast-ty belt, take a sh-te and draw a cross on ur door with the sh-t in the name of allah, hide ur c-ck in ur bed partner. if you get p-n-s mutilated you become a p-n-s mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens p-n-ses.
omg todd why is there a snickers in ur bl–dy ripped open p-n-s!? jimbo
idk it must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
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