Penile Paladin
a large, extravagant p-n-s. most commonly used to refer to the genitals of george zimmer, ceo and founder of men’s wearhouse.
fear not, for it is i, george zimmer ceo and founder of men’s wearhouse, here to endlessly pleasure you with my plump purple penile paladin.
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