penile rivulet
1. a whiny man tantruming over something petty
2. a man that doesn’t act his age, especially in social situations with the opposite s-x
3. a man that is incapable of performing the most menial tasks
husband: you didn’t starch my socks!
wife: stop being such a penile rivulet and do your own godd-mn laundry from now on!
or
“maybe if you weren’t acting like such a penile rivulet, you could have banged that chick.”
or
office worker: how do i turn on the copy machine?
co-worker: what are you? a penile rivulet?
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