Penile worms
small legless invertebrate parasites that occupy the inside of an unclean penile cavity.
i was really in love with larry. he had such a nice c-ck and the s-x was great. but when those maggot-like penile worms crawled out of his pee-hole, i called it quits pr-nto. how gross!
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