Penis Bandit
a person who is obsess of the male genitals and likes to draw them everywhere.
“the p-n-s bandit strikes again!”
“did you hear that he’s a p-n-s bandit”
“dude what’s up with the p-n-ses! are you a p-n-s bandit?”
a p-n-s bandit is someone who strikes with d-cks when no one is around. there is a fine distinction between one who will draw p-n-ses for pleasure and one who sets a greater purpose to each shlong he draws. the more crafty and devious p-n-s bandit is a person unbeknownst to the victim. the more mischevious p-n-s bandit will strike psychological fear into the mind of his victim. there is often times a greater purpose to each shlong sent to the victim. the true craft of a p-n-s bandit is unknown until s/he chooses to reveal their intentions.
ross: who’s drawing all these elaborate p-n-ses?
bundas: it’s the p-n-s bandit!! they drew a catfish p-n-s! what the f-ck!
mike: yo, that’s meth!
tyler: i wonder who it could be guys??
dave: bet it’s that trinni i live with!
a gang from pittsburgh who tags schools with a p-n-s followed by the letters pb.
teacher #1: the bathrooms where hit again.
teacher #2: those infamous p-n-s bandits.
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