Penis Butt Rub
commonly abbreviated pbr, is the he act of swiftly rubbing/ brushing your unexposed p-n-s against a woman’s b-ttocks as you are making the impression that you are “squeezing through” to get by in a crowded group of individuals, generally at a social event; ergo middle school dance, redeeming the pleasure of simply having your p-n-s rub up against an -ss. if the victim of pbr catches you red handed, you will ultimately face a night of embarr-ssment, for you were unsuccessful in fulfilling your -ss-dwelling fantasies.
“wow this party sucks, nothing but a bunch of prudes. alas, a good p-n-s b-tt rub will suffice.”
person 1: “hey man, you going to chester’s party on sat-rday?”
person 2: “will there be…pbr? if so, you can count me in!!”
person 1: “uhhh dude i dont know… besides that beer is for hipsters.”
person 2: “no not pabst blue ribbon..p-n-s b-tt rub”
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