Penis button
a disturbingly unattractive protruding bellyb-tton, particularly on an otherwise attractive female, so pr-nounced as to be reminiscent of a small p-n-s. first appeared on paparazzi websites describing bikini pictures of talk show host kelly ripa’s unnaturally protruding navel.
bob: hey look at that sweet honey strollin’ up the beach.
jay: yeah, she’s -wtf? what the h-ll is that stickin’ outa her gut?
bob: oh man, she has a p-n-s b-tton! i’m gonna yyargh!!
jay: man, way to spoil the picture…sh-t!
sweet honey: hi guys!
bob: (wwrrreettcchh!)
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