penis car
any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small c-ck. p-n-s cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. ferraris, bugattis, corvettes, porsches, dodge vipers, lamborghinis and hummers are all p-n-s cars. if you have a p-n-s car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also p-n-s cars. owners of p-n-s cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and american flag b-tton down shirts.
man #1: hey girl, check out my hot new vette. hop in and we can share a bottle of cristal.
girl: you’re obviously trying to make up for something. go f-ck your car’s tailpipe if it’s so hot.
man #2: hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 ford bronco. hop in and we can share a bottle of jack daniels.
girl: take me away. i want you to be in me.
(n) a sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.
he cruised the streets in his red p-n-s car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.
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