penis clown
what ronald mcdonald is better known as.
h-llo, it’s me, ronald mcdonald better known as the p-n-s clown
clowns that like to touch p-n-s
-guy dressed up as a clown enters the day care-
“come sonny…ill touch your p-n-s”
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