penis enlarger

another word for confidence booster
i need a p-n-s enlarger bad
a device used to make a small p-n-s a lot bigger.
“d-mn your p-n-s is tiny why don’t you try out this p-n-s enlarger!”
something ryan john peters uses, or should uses to enlarge his p-n-s.
ryan john peters: “alisha, have u seen my p-n-s enlarger. i seemed to hav miss-placed it?”

alisha rose williams:”yes ryan john . . i think its over there by ur brady bunch collection.”
a tube that is put over your p-n-s then you cover the air hole then squeeze the pump which makes your p-n-s bigger
i need to make my p-n-s bigger to have s-x with you so i will use a p-n-s enlarger
supplies needed:
1. pyridoxine (often found in peanut b-tter)
2. lemon juice
3. q-tips (optional)
4. vaccuum hose
5. 8 oz of salt water
6. shaving cream (gel)

directions:
first, mix pyridoxine (peanut b-tter), lemon juice, and 8oz of salt water in a bowl. second, shave genitals completely, then stroke shaft with shaving cream until it is fully covered and moist. third, dip your p-n-s in the bowl and soak for 5 minutes. once fully marinated, turn vaccuum on, and slowly insert p-n-s into the vaccuum hose. (if needed, lubricate hose with q-tips, and more shaving cream.) allow p-n-s to sit in hose for desired length. (longer the time, longer the p-n-s.) once suction is completed, if erection has not occured, slowly m-ssage p-n-s until fully erected. repeat three days a week for 2 weeks. (allow healing time between days)

warnings:
1.if ejactulation occurs during suction process, call 911 immediately, and contact poison control.
2. do not use if your family has a history of erectile disfuction.
3. if drowsiness occurs, quickly turn of vaccuum and stick hose up -n-s and continue suction process.
“wow that p-n-s enlarger really worked!”

“hey what you wanna do today?”
“lets go get a p-n-s enlarger!”

“hey can i buy this peanut b-tter?”
“yeah, you going to try that p-n-s enlarger program?”

“dude youre p-n-s is huge!!”
“yeah i used this p-n-s enlarger program, it’s a miracle!”

“hey p-n-s enlarger..”
a beautiful naked women with a perfect body, a perfect looking v-g-n-, perfect face, perfect -ss, and perfect t-ts.
look at that chick over there, now thats a p-n-s enlarger. i’d totally tap that and i bet she feels the same way bout me.