Penis Goblin


a diminutive imp-like being of supposed british/saxon origin. it is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. it tends to castrate it’s victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against computer geniuses and/or message board members.
you, sir, are a p-n-s goblin.
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creature that loves the c-ck and makes a “bluh bluh bluh” sound.
mike is such a p-n-s goblin when he runs around looking for d-ck going “bluh bluh bluh”.

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