penis goggles syndrome
a syndrome in which your judgement is clouded by your desperate desire for fornication. as if you were viewing the entire world through your p-n-s. similar to severe beer goggles.
oh man, i think i have p-n-s goggles syndrome cause that fatchick looks like chance for a giant t-ttf-ck
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