Penis Guilt
when you have s-x with a woman, but have no intention of dating her at all. the actual guilt comes in when you encounter this random piece of -ss much later, and while thinking of the s-x, can;t think of anything to say. you walk away with a b-n-r and a feeling in your stomach that your a horrible person.
“d-mn dude, remember danielle? i ran into her the other day out in front of trader joes, and she just kept going on and on, but i couldn;t get her to stfu. it was a serious moment of p-n-s guilt.
what did you do?
went inside, bought some malomars and went on with my day.”
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