Penis in Mouth Disease
p-n-s in mouth disease(pmd) is often caught by h-m-s-xuals and other promiscuous beings. it happens by being exposed to the male reproductive organ too often. after many years of exposure, there is no stopping the need for p-n-s in ones mouth. this is the point of no return. if caught early, it can be treated.
example 1: ayy bro, you know that sarah chick? yeah, just found out last night she’s got the p-n-s in mouth disease. my c-cks gonna be limp for days now.
example 2: so i was at the bar and some dude asked me if i wanted a bj. i’m like, i’m not into that kind of stuff. it didn’t stop him. i later found out he’s had p-n-s in mouth disease for 13 years now.
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