Penis inches
a fraction of an inch, because men often exaggerate the lengths of their members.
if, on average, a man with a five inch p-n-s claims it’s six inches long, then a p-n-s inch is 5/6 of an inch.
the window is forty p-n-s inches wide, but really it’s only three feet.
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a standard of measurement with no basis in reality. the phrase derives from men who exaggerate the size of their p-n-s.
i think i can fit in that parking spot.
seriously? what, are you measuring in p-n-s inches?
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