Penis Jynx
a variation on the cl-ssic jynx game. when you and a friend of opposite s-x (or same s-x if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the male says “p-n-s jynx” before the female says “v-g-n- jynx”, she cannot speak until she licks/sucks/gets you off with her mouth (depending on how you want to play)
see also, “v-g-n- jynx”
“molly ringwald!” “molly ringwald!” – male and female together
“p-n-s jynx” -male
“vagin… d-mn it” -female
“slurp, slurp” – female
“now i can talk again, phew!” -female
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