Penis Monster

a woman (or man) who has an insatiable hunger for male genitalia. these individuals prefer to go b-lls deep. the mere sight of a p-n-s is often enough to whip a p-n-s monster into a n-b-gobbling frenzy. usually p-n-s monsters are not s-xually satisfied until they get some dirt under their fingernails. the opposite of a c-ck tease, a p-n-s monster is a definite c-ck please.
guy 1: oh man!!! cindy was awsome last night. she was a total p-n-s monster.
guy 2: just remember p-n-s monsters don’t love you. they love the pee pee.
a little, green p-n-s shaped creature with eyes and a huge grin with somewhat pointy teeth that runs in place on 4 legs. (this is only in visible form.) he is also known as bob the invisible p-n-s monster.
aaahhh! the p-n-s monster is going to attack me!!!
a monster who chases small children around, grabbing and/or molesting little “weiners.” usually ends with jail time and/or new boyfriend named bubba from cell 19.
“the p-n-s monster down the street wants my c-ck and b-lls.”
this is a man who likes to show himself on the website chat roulette. he is often seen by himself. they are generally scary, and can get their kicks no other way.
person a: so i went on chat roulette for an hour last night…

person b: yeah, was it fun?

person a: no…i kept a tally. i was on for 1 hour, and i got 10 p-n-s monsters, 2 naked women, and 3 french guys.