Penis Parasite


much like a p-n-s leach, but having higher aspirations. attaching oneself to the genitals of a male supervisory figure for the sole purpose of self recognition. essentially sucking your way to the top. most notably taking the role of a boss as an hourly employee just to bolster your monstrous ego and act important.
chuck is such a p-n-s parasite.

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