Penis Picasso
an adult male that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. others around this male(co-workers, wife) may believe he is immature, however he is a borderline genius. these pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. common places are as follows:
– unattended jacket pocket
– under windshield wipers
– hidden deep in paperwork so it is found much later
– anywhere your imagination takes you
employee 1: any idea where this c-ck and b-lls drawing came from? it looks like a 5 year old drew it.
employee 2: yeah! it probably was joe he is the office p-n-s pic-sso, he is his own biggest fan!
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