Penis Pop
a ice cream or popsicle in a round container with a plastic bottom you push up to get more in your mouth. often used as practice for blow-jobs.
person 1: have you ever given a bl-w j-b before?
person 2: no, i’m so nervous. i want to give steven one.
person 1: try it out on a p-n-s pop.
when you get hit on/or fall on your p-n-s resulting in a very painful reaction and some funny looks
dude today in lunch i got a p-n-s pop
when you pop a vein in your d-ck.
some guy: “my p-n-s had a stroke! call my friends! call cnn! call 911! let the whole world know that my p-n-s had a stroke!”
some other guy: “i popped my p-n-s hemeroid! give me raise!”
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