Penis Popcorn
a bad case of genital warts where the warts resemble b-ttered popcorn growing off your c-ck, often blocking the urethra.
i should have never put my c-ck in that c-nt bacon. it gave me the worst case of p-n-s popcorn you could imagine!
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