penis pump


a vacuum tube used to lengthen the male tally-wacker. mostly used by men who have no p-n-s. most of them don’t work. i should know…..
p-n-s pumps are gay! they don”t f-cking work…caleb is gay too..
a fun word to scream in public.
person 1, in a crowded area: “p-n-s pump!”
crowd: “omgwtfbbq”
a device used to enlarge the p-n-s. pumping the handle will remove air to create a vacuum in the pump. this will only enlarge your p-n-s temporarily. if used obsesivly it will stretch the skin on the p-n-s but not lengthen it, your skin will sag off of your p-n-s
some guys like to use p-n-s pumps in the bedroom
a pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a p-n-s.
i used a p-n-s pump when my p-n-s was 3″, now my p-n-s is 5″.

note: not all pumps work!
an insult towards a person.
last one there is a p-n-s pump.
a pump which inlarges your p-n-s
katherine: your p-n-s is so small , i dont like that !
daniel: well i cant help it
katherine: well here, use this p-n-s pump!
a tube slightly larger than u wiener that you put ur wiener in and pump the air out of which expands your d-ck.
he had a small wiener so he bought a p-n-s pump to enlarge it.
he had a huge wiener so be bought a p-n-s pump to make it even bigger.

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