penis reader
2 guys having a b-n-r at the same time yet they live far from each other.
skype conversation: “man mine just got up” “what you too?!” “p-n-s reader haha”
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- shitaroni
a statement of disappointment, frustration, or anger. after stubbing my toe i said “sh-taroni! i stubbed my toe.”
- Penis barf
this can refer to the thick fluids hurled from a male p-n-s (or sl-t monkey) at the end of s-xual excitement; also commonly called s-m-n, c-m, throat yogurt, or sperm. minor differences can occur such as the color and thickness. sorry lady, i was trying to aim my p-n-s barf away from your hair.
- shitirifigousness
when everything is so f-cking sh-tted up you are pretty much screwed. i cant take the sh-tirifigousness at work any more i’d be better off just calling in dead tomorrow
- shitknife
a rank sh-t smell so overwhelmingly powerful that it eviscerates natural olfactory functioning by searing the nasal cavities with a pungent stench concoction similar to that of rotten eggs, burning tires, and scorched hair. you better stop eating those spicy burritos cuz i’m having b-tches over later and i don’t want you to sh-tknife.
- shit of my career
a landmark bowel movement, followed by a tremendous sense of relief. “i just had the sh-t of my career,” amy said with a sly grin. a monsterous cr-p taken at work while in the midst of a busy time. that was the “sh-t of my career.”