penis rock

a derogatory term used in reference to hard rock music, referring to overuse of amplification on boring chord processions, extreme pounding of the b-ss drum with the pedal at a rapid rate, repet-tive and often stupid lyrics and yelling (as opposed to singing) said lyrics.

simply said, p-n-s rock is music that is played by rock bands that have no talent and think that if they are loud enough, people will like them.
metallica mike: i’m listening to metallica’s new cd st. anger.
metallica matt: why are you listening to that p-n-s rock when you could listen to master of puppets or and justice for all.

hardcore hank: i’m listening to slipknot’s “pulse of the maggots.”
iron maiden i can’t think of a name that starts with ‘i’: why the h-ll do you like that p-n-s rock? that is slipknot’s worst song.

blood brothers berry: i like the blood brothers’ early cds, which involve much pounding and screaming.
the spirit of dimebag darrell: that would be p-n-s rock, but the lyrics are deep and meaningful (as only the g-d of metal like me would understand). pantera is awesome.
p-n-srock is the genre of music that nickelback is most commonly -ssociated with. p-n-srock encomp-sses the queer marlboro style of vocals, terrible redundant power chords, and an overall lack of creativity. “how you remind me” is a prime example of a p-n-srock song.
mike- wow did you hear that new p-n-srock band?
sean- i thought the only p-n-srock band was nickelback?
mike- oh wait that’s true.
rock music with a male lead singer; see also cl-trock.
the lead singer for that one p-n-srock band is pretty hot.