Penis Roulette


when a person wears a blindfold and takes whichever p-n-s come thier way
mary played p-n-s roulette at the party last night. she landed on black.
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having promiscuous, unprotected, s-x with many s-xual partners and either catching an std or not catching an std
(win or lose).
i f-cked a bunch of bar-fly hooker hoes, bare-back, and did’nt catch nothin’. i won p-n-s roulette!

real story: it’s 1:45 am. last call. i’m ordering my corona cerveza. two feet away from the bar, the bar-fly hooker b-tch, says, “follow me.” so…i did. i followed her into the women’s bathroom. bent her over the toilet. hit that sh-t and did’nt catch green d-ck. never saw her again. (i won p-n-s roulette b-tch!!!

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