penis snatcher
a man searching the web for a male companion pretending to be a young hot babe- upon meeting, he will go for a sn-tch of the gonads to show the dude who is boss.
guy:i was on that dating site looking for a hot babe, when i went to meet her it ended up being some old dude
other guy: dude what’d you do?
guy:i couldnt get away,he grabbed my sack first thing!
other guy:raunchy dude, what a p-n-s sn-tcher!
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