Penis Tears
a euphemism for male -j-c-l-t-
i must have had a good dream, because when i woke up this morning, there were p-n-s tears all over my bed sheets.
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when a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his p-n-s.
what’s the matter baby, don’t cry, do you want some p-n-s tears?
the last drop of c-m that can be squeezed out of the p-n-s after ejaculating.
sh-t i didn’t get that last p-n-s tear out.
i got a p-n-s tear in my boxers.
also know as s-m-n.
she used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my p-n-s cry too. p-n-s tears.
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