penis to cry on
when a man lends a sympathetic ear to a woman immediately after a break up in order to sleep with her.
to feign empathy and/or comp-ssion for a chick, often for a period of days or even weeks, who has recently had a girl-crisis in order to f-ck her.
when a man is emotionally unavailable but s-xually available to a girl who is going through a hard time.
jonh: dave, where the f-ck have you been? i haven’t seen you in days.
dave: oh, sorry dude. amy just broke up with her boyfreind and i’m giving her a p-n-s to cry on.
john: just make sure your intentions are clear enough so that sh-t doesn’t back fire and you end up in the freind zone. (i.e. she understands that she will have to start putting out in order to continue to get the loving care she so desperately needs)
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