Penis Wrench
jono coleman being b-gg-red by a donkey with a duck giving him pleasure at the same time
the time he went to peterborough and asked a donkey if he do it with him and madonna. the donkey said no to madonna and yes to him. the donkeys mate the duck felt left out so they said he could join the que at the front. the duck didnt want to stop and still had his manhood clenched between his beaks when he ran off. and that is how p-n-s wrench came about. ps. i was there too
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