penisbird
a species of macaw known for its tendency to alight on one’s erect p-n-s. it is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on p-n-ses.
should a p-n-sbird perch on your p-ck-r, do not panic. the bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. do not harm the p-n-sbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.
there is naught more beautiful than a flock of p-n-sbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.
a scarlet macaw that will get on a man’s p-n-s during masturbation whcih will disturb their masturbation if it ends up in their house and will get on their p-n-s ……
kid:what’s that bird doing on the man’s stick?
tom had a p-n-s bird on him and disturbed his masturbation
the p-n-s bird flew through the windown and on to the p-n-s during masturbation
the name for an origami bird with a paper ‘tail’ that protrudes in the wrong direction making it more akin to a huge p-n-s.
perhaps an attempt at a joke by the s-x deprived creators of the origami instructions.
p-n-s birdorigamis-x deprivedinnuendo
a strange, featherless bird shaped like a man’s genitals, with a beak on the front of the p-n-s’ tip. common prey of the wordgorillaroo.
don’t make me shove a p-n-sbird up your -ss.
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