peniser
(noun) someone who does annoying things to people with his p-n-s quite often.
“will’s such a p-n-ser. he came all over mike’s pants.”
to keep s-xual intercourse to its most basic terms the p-n-ser is the “enterer” in the coital relationship. can be used to describe a man in heteros-xual s-x, “the man” in h-m-s-xual b-gg-ry and the d-ld- weilding lesbian. all are covered by this term. the receptical of the p-n-ser is is it’s antonym the p-n-see.
d-mn it margaret, i’m the breanwinner and by extension the p-n-ser in this relationship!
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