Penishment
punishing someone using your p-n-s
i was being so bad yesterday that jackery gave me a p-n-shment
the act of refusing s-xual gratification to one’s man due to his bad behavior.
wife: you sonofab-tch, where have you been!?
husband: i told you i’d be at the oasis with the boys.
wife: i hope you enjoy sleeping in the couch tonight!
husband: that’s just p-n-shment!
wife: screw you, jerk!
husband: i guess i soon will be!
husband:
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