Penisil
a topical lubricating cream that when applied liberally and rubbed vigourously over a man’s p-n-s will provide short term relief of the reoccurring itch to m-st-rb-t-.
man, “doc you gotta help me, i have this itch all the time”
doc, “where does it pr-ckle son”
man. “its my d-ck, it’s yearning”
doc. “rx for p-n-sil, apply when required but no more than 5 times a day”
man, “for how long?”
doc, “forever, there is no cure!”
later that day….
ahhh, that’s better. with that out of the way i am a fun guy again.
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