penisocity
the level of your male partners arousal, usually measured on a scale of 1 to 10. one being the lowest, in other words, flacid/limp. and ten being the highest.
hopefully, in ordinary day to day situations i.e shopping, washing the car or walking to the pub, your bloke is hopefully rated as a one, but as things start to heat up in the bedroom department, he increases to a (rather stonking) ten…..woo-hoo!!
usually, a good sh-gging can start to take place at around a level 7-8, as the p-n-s will carry on swelling while you bonk away!!!
to find the level off your partners p-n-socity, either have a cheeky feel, or ask him what level of p-n-socity he is at!!!
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