penistoes


1. toes that have touched a p-n-s, simply to stroke or to give a “toejob”, i.e., handjob with toes
2. a textual banner on your cell phone that expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. can only be placed by a friend or a lover, never by one’s self.
1. “dude, she totally gave me her p-n-stoes last night!”
2. “why does it say p-n-stoes on your cell phone?”
“dude. bff put it there.”
“oh.”

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