Penistricken
1. the aftermath of being struck across the face by a p-n-s.
2. the horror you feel when you see that one dude’s p-n-s is bigger than yours.
3. the act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one’s lifestyle {see f-g})being surprised by your soul-mate’s over-erect, large, sweaty p-n-s.
1. my girlfriend was p-n-stricken after i had slapped her with my c-ck a few times.
2. i was p-n-stricken when i realized that my p-n-s is 32 inches while that guy’s is 57 inches.
3. when frank revealed to his wife his p-n-s, she was p-n-stricken by its m-ssive size.
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