Penmaenmawr
quiet, lazy town on the north wales coast. surrounded by mountains, with a beach at the front, great place to lounge and get smashed! mushrooms (of the magic variety!) grow every year locally….so if you want a decent conversation with a local, don’t try during july-october, you won’t get much sense from them unless you speak ‘tripping b-lls’.
that said, penmaenmawr is a definite step up from colwyn bay or rhyl……those places are filled with sc-mmy scousers and dirty manc’s. they actually call it a ‘holiday’…
we have our monuments e.g. : ‘rose hill’ the nightclub which is open 6pm friday-6am monday (continuous!)
kebab-duls : where you can get any food you want, at any time! (as long as its kebabs, between 9-12pm)
the snooker hall : forget what they do there….
the gladstone : a public house…that isn’t even in penmaenmawr (in dwygyfylchi)
open mic night in the alex : come sing, play instruments and puke on a transvest-te!
pete magic : the local magician, can make alcohol disappear in the blink of an eye!
our patented asphalt 5 a side pitch : yes you read correctly!, the fun of 5 a side, on the luxurious comfort of asphalt!
just to comment on the comment above, penmaenmawr has been smack-head free for over 5years! we drove them all into the sea :d (i think most of them went to colwyn bay, or llanfairfechan)
i have lived in a lot of proper sh-t holes, but i must say, penmaenmawr is the nicest sh-thole so far!
citizen of penmaenmawr : mott mi
mushrooms party sunny drugspenmaenmawr
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a sh-tty corner of the universe situated in north wales, it is inhabited by the creatures known as chavs, the sc-m of the world.
i went to penmaenmawr today, yeah it was sh-t, stood on a hyperdermic needle and caught aids.
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