pennis
the cool way of saying p-n-s
my pennis is large now, but it will be small again
8 more definitions
the act of playing tennis with your p-n-s.
it hurts to much to play sinnep, lets play pennis
pennis (pr-nounced pin-iss) is a shorter version of a p-n-s, as indicated by a short e sound, as opposed to the long e.
man, i’d totally rock that chick’s world, if i didn’t have this d-mned pennis. guess i’ll have to make due, though…bartender! send that girl 26 shots of jager, quick like a bunny!
often seen inhabiting the same far off distant land as eilidh. not to be messed with.
penni: h-llo
eilidh: mwahahaha
penni: -zappp-
the most amazing, s-xy, witty girl. she’s funny and people love to be around her. she is saracastic and can be a bit snarky, but everyone likes her. she’s the life of the party and attracts people to her.
that is the girl of my dreams…she’s such a penni.
noun
1. (a) good time.
2. something enjoyable
everyday:
let’s all go and have a pennis.
at the club:
ey gurl, wanna go back to my place and have a pennis?
with the boys:
yee-haw! let’s have ourselves a pennis!
the plural form of pennis
do you know how many penni f-cked me last night
Read Also:
- Pennsylvanian Hearing Aid
when a chick turns her head right before a facial (usually to avoid getting c-m on her face) and you blow a load in her ear. brian: yo bobby did you c-m on her face? bobby: nah, she turned and i gave her a pennsylvanian hearing aid instead.
- pepermint faddy
when a girl eats a whole bunch of mints then gives you a bl-wj-b. the mints need to be strong. man last night at that party this girl gave me a pepermint faddy and i came so hard.
- Pickle Smoker
a person who sucks male genetalia; h-m-s-xual man. 1) it could be said that prince is a pickle smoker. 3 more definitions one who handles pickles (ie, p-n-ses and/or c-cks and b-lls) in a cigarette-like fashion. shevin can pickle smoke with the best of ’em. he is a true pickle smoker. gay man, one who […]
- Pimp Envelope
a mailing device used by pimps for both official and unofficial business. usually made of paper and sealed with pimp juice. after she swallowed too much pimp juice r kelly sent his hoe a get well card in a pimp envelope.
- Pullano
beast me, pullano 1 more definition a north haven celebrity who throws the sickest parties ever “yo you goin to the pullano residence” “h-ll yeah he throws the best parties