Pennsylvania mud plow
penetrating the -n-s of a girl with your p-n-s or d-ld- (if a lesbian) really fast to create a warming sensation from the friction. then pull out and slide the object of penetration up and down the -ss crack of the girl. every time you reach the top or the bottom of the -ss crack make a loud beep noise.
my mom heard me beeping last night and asked what i was doing. i said i was performing the pennsylvania mud plow for the first time. she said like father like son
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