pennsylvania pedicure
the act of biting one’s own or another’s toenails with the intent to trim them.
i want to give myself a pennsylvania pedicure, but i can’t get my foot to my mouth
a pennsylvania pedicure is when you are banging a girl doggystyle and just before you blow your load you break her ankle then j-zz all over her toenails.
frank : hey man , i think my wife is mad at me.
jeff : why do you think that ?
frank : well every time she limps by me on her crutches i get a dirty look… maybe its because of the pennsylvania pedicure i gave her .
jeff : yeah maybe , my wife gets that way too after a pennsylvania pedicure, grow up already right ?
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