penpalzone
friendzone: “a state of being where a male inadvertently becomes a ‘platonic friend’ of an attractive female whom he was trying to int-tate a romantic relationship.”
the penpalzone is an even crueler fate. not only does your would-be-significant-other consign you to a sad as-xual existence, they also block any meetings in person to prevent any non platonic scenarios from arising, while still maintaining a “relationship” through texting or any other non-face to face communication.
if you’re in the friendzone, don’t complain about it or you may be relegated to the penpalzone. a life of loneliness and depression awaits you.
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