Penrith
a city located about 50km west of sydney australia. home of the champion ‘penriff pamfers’ football club. it houses more mcdonalds restaurants per capita than any other city. it is also the home of the first krispy kreme in australia.
places to visit :
– pamfers world of entertainment
– pamfers maccas car park (thursday-sat-rday nights)
– nepean river (turn at the roundabout just before pamfers)
– pamfer pizza and kebabs on high st
you may hear any of the following phrases while p-ssing through the town :
1. show us ya ti7s ya mole!
2. u garn to pamfers?
3. carrrrrn pamfers!!
4. g’darrr marrrt! how’s it garrrn?
5. some b-st-rd stole me flannies!! (usually followed by ‘anyway, i’m off to pamfers’)
an absolute f-cking sh-t hole located in c-mbria. chavs, chavs f-cking everywhere, swarming in a filthy skate park getting fingered behind bins and what not. holds the sh-ttiest nightclubs in the uk, and it’s surrounded by sheep and hills. rumours spread like wildfire here, and also home of the sl-ts. nothing to do in penrith so don’t f-cking bother going.
hey you going into penrith?
nah full of sl-ts and chavs and sh-t all to do
a place full of mutated chavs with claws, but on occasion there is an odd person who is awesome, home to two rival secondary schools : qegs and ucc, ullswater is clearly the better one as it’s awesome rating is through the roof.
it’s located in c-mbria, england.
person 1: hey, guys, i think i will go and visit penrith today
person 2: woah! don’t go there, there is no shops and is full of chavs at the skate park
person 1: yeah, but i know a bunch of cool drama and art students that go to ucc where we can meet and do cool and awesome things
person 2: cool, lets go then.
a total sh-t hole since penrith panthers leagues club decided to take out all the compet-tion thus being the only f-cking place to go on a weekend.. and really… why the f-ck would you want to.
hey lets buy out all the other clubs in penrith and shut them down so everyone has to come to panthers and buy our $49.00 jd & c-kes. bring back the planet!
the home of the greatest ppl on earth
westy`s
the best place in da world with the best footy team and people
1 i wished that i lived in perith
2 i c-m from penrith
3 im going 2 penrith 2moro
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