Penso
penso was created originally in the new world of north dakota, its meaning just like the holy grail has been lost for ages. many high ranking scholars and historians have based their entire lives searching for this words inner purpose. along the road one scientist b-mped into a native group living in the heart of the amazon rain forest who worshipped the all mighty penso, the natives feared penso and everyday gave a human sacrifice in his honor. the fact is penso cannot be explained in mere words, it must be experienced, much like nirvana, and perfectly becoming one with zen.
penso owns your mom
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