penson
peodophile; craddle sn-tcher
penson you peodophile
has s-x with children. sometimes for money. this is because he is too f-cking ugly and r-t-rded to get women his own age.
see cradle sn-tcher
hi little children, come to see me at the swings, and we’ll have “sweets”
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