Penta
a patented form of drinking water. it has some unique characteristics that are not found in other water such as a higher boiling point, higher surface tension, and a lower viscosity. the name “penta” comes from the word pentamer, the theoretical most basic cl-ster of h2o molecules needed to form liquid water.
penta water is the cleanest-known bottled water in the world. therefore is one of the most popular in health food stores.
penta water goes though a 11-hour, 13 step purification process that removes any and every impurity found in water.(9 stages of filtration, 3 stages of bacteria removal, and a patented penta process) is why penta measures only about 0.5 parts per million (ppm) of total dissolved solids.
penta is the only bottle water that does not have any taste of plastic, salt, minerals, or chemicals that is so often found in bottle water. you can leave it out all day in the heat of your car and it still tastes clean and crisp. the bottles do not leech into the water at all because they are made out of the highest grade plastic.
once you drink penta, you’ll find it hard to drink any other bottle water.
penta is a penguin and is a secret racer only available by code in crash team racing. he is the best playable racer in the game and the second best of all racers (oxide is the best, but he is unplayable). he has also made appearances in crash bandicoot 2 as an enemy that you must outrun. he also appears in crash bandicoot warped that you save from being toasted by the second boss.
gamer #1: ha, i win again
gamer #2: that’s because you are playing as penta
gamer #1: well, he is the best racer.
ape like creature that gets angry very easily. is fascinated by p-rn and is very sensitive about his eyes.
barry: “hey did you hear that the barrels were thrown around?”
marvin: “i heard it was a penta”
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