penthouse


1) a top shelf magazine.

2) the highest suite of a residential building, which is also the best-catered and most expensive by far.

3) the best availiable
i jack off to penthouse sitting in my penthouse appartment and it feels like penthouse. then i go home.
a heaven-like abode of which is inhabited by mankind’s absolute pinnacle of being. penthouse crew!
boy 1: that girl is so hot, she is defiantly apart of the penthouse.
boy 2: dayyym penthouse crew, who the f-ck are you?!??
the larger, more sp-cious handicapped stall in public restrooms. it sees the most traffic, and therefore is more pr-ne to horrible messes.
“hey steve, go clean the men’s penthouse, it’s filthy.”
“no, no i’m not doing that again.”
“c’mon…”
“no, never again, never again.”
the best d-mned p-rn magazine on the shelves!!
i am so addicted to penthouse’s forums.
a woman who is very fine. she’s a ten.she could be a model.
d-mn…look at dat penthouse!

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