Penthusiast
a word to describe those people that love stationery. it is a portmanteau of ‘pen’ and ‘enthusiast’. it is a pretty self-explanatory term: an enthusiast is person who is highly interested in a particular activity or subject and in the case of a penthusiast the subject is pens. and all their ‘cousins’. (i.e. highlighters, erasers, hole-punchers, etc.)
such people would move into an officeworks store in the blink of an eye if given the chance.
abby: so what are you getting ursula for her birthday?
mavis: i got ursula this m-ssive box of crayola crayons and some derwent charcoal pencils.
abby: … will she like those?
mavis: oh yeah! she’s a total penthusiast. she could live in officeworks! if you want her to fall in love with you forget sending chocolates and roses, send her post-its and blu-tac.
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