Pentofted
as in when someone starts a conversation with you, but they are making a hands free call at the same time. they say “hey” and you reply and start talking to them as you cant see they are on the phone. that person then cuts in to your conversation with another “hey” and then they proceed to have a conversation on their hands free with someone more interesting than you.
them – “hey!”
you – “hey! whats up man how you doing, what you been up…….”
them “tja john pentoft här”
you, standing there dissed looking at them and realizing you been talking to yourself.
“oh man you just been pentofted”
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