penvy

the wave of nausea that hits you when you read about forthcoming books by people you went to college or even once slept with that came out to great acclaim while you haven’t written anything in….ever. coined in a contest at the old hag and picked up with days by the online writing community.
while perusing the trades for new releases to stock her bookstore, janine was overcome with penvy at the sight of her ex-boyfriend’s picture next to what would probably be his second bestseller.
a “penvy” cut is any hairstyle worn by a female that resembles a man’s haircut. usually short in appearance, but may be up to shoulder length. a penvy style haircut must be generally masculine in a apperance to be considered a penvy

the hairstyle was popular during the late 20th century, from the late eighties to early nineties. it has since been revived by a great number of females living in smaller towns and rural areas. it is generally considered that females who suffer from “p-n-s envy” are the ones most likely to sport the hairstyle. penvies (plural) have been worn by females of all ages.
numerous examples of the “penvy” can be seen worn by females at confederation college, where it has been observed that a majority of the female faculty and staff sport the low maintenance, masculin hairstyle.

“just look at the penvy on her!” said one student to another.
someone who has a p-n-s envy. it’s more common in lesbians.
f-ck i really want to have that p-n-s!

haha, you have penvy b-tch!
when you experience envy, and want the pen of someone near you.
examples of penvy:-

a) you see the person writing in biro next to you, and wish you had chosen biro instead of ink.

b) you wish you had a pen like the person next to you.
the feeling of envy that washes over you when your co-worker shows up at a meeting with a sweeter array of pens that you.
when cindy showed up to the meeting and started arranging her usual array of -ssorted-colored pens (selected specifically to match her outfit), i was overcome with penvy…and had to run back to my desk to get more pens.