people in hell want ice water
a common response to the superfluous wants of someone in which situation there is either no ability or desire to respond to said wants. in other words, people in h-ll may want ice water, but the devil has no desire to give it to them because they’re in h-ll and now they have to deal with it.
johnny: dad, i really want a new bmw since jason down the street got one.
dad: well, people in h-ll want ice water. you’re going to continue to drive your 1999 piece-of-sh-t toyota.
its a phrased used to describe those to make their bed, but b-tch about sleeping in it. the idea that satan would even consider relieving their suffering is laughable when they are the sole reason they are in h-ll in the first place. they’re complaining about being in h-ll? they shouldn’t have been -ssholes their whole lives.
republicans: we really want you to trust that we care about minorities.
voters: uh-huh, and people in h-ll want ice water.
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